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I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them
Im gonna find you, and you will be my husband
(via egberts)
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This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence
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(via fake-mermaid)
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never and i mean absolutely never let anyone tell u that u can’t go in a bouncy castle
there is a u in bouncy
and there’s gonna be a u in that castle
(via succeeding)
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whats the craziest thing youve ever done?
Anonymous
omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher
i still dobecause it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.i was suspended for a week.
this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.
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(via succeeding)
